i love you
i watch too many shows and listen to too many boybands
3/? Pictures Of Perrie Edwards
one thing girls have real solidarity on is their periods:
- we dont judge someone if they prefer pads or tampons over the other
- we always have extras and we’re always willing to give them to a girl in need
- we teach each other about cramp remedies and how to get out bloodstains
- we do pants checks for each other
♪ She’s my cherry 3.14159265 ♫
*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*
*5 minutes later*
- white people when they see a crack in the road: this place is sketchy.......
People who actually buy music from iTunes.
“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*
buying fake followers on social media is like speaking to a crowded room except everyone is dead
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
jesus fanarts are the best fanarts
- Morning Blogger: Might as well get on before school. Hey, that picture's pretty neat!
- Midmorning Blogger: Hah, I bypassed the school's firewa- shitgottago
- Noon Blogger: Sorry for flooding your dash with food porn guys, but I'm dieting and I'm dying for a piece of cake right about now.
- Afternoon Blogger: Soooooo.... tired.....
- Nightblogger: GUYS WHAT IF THE SOUND WE HEAR FROM INSTRUMENTS IS THEM CRYING OUT IN PAIN WHEN YOU PLAY THEM
“Expectation is the root of all heartache.”
Shakespeare (via aieon)
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”